Blog PostsGender-Neutral Insults: Everyone’s an Asshole!

[Warning: Naughty language ahead]

In perusing some of my favorite blogs and some of my friends’ Facebook pages, I have noticed an interesting trend.  Many writers, conscious of sexist language, are now using invented gender-neutral pronouns.  “Hir” is now used in place of “his/her,” and “zie” is now used in place of “he/she.”  This is intended to show sensitivity for people who are transgendered as well as people of either gender.

I like this.  It cleverly solves the problem of writing a sentence such as, “Everyone is invited to the party and ____ is encouraged to bring beer,” or “Everyone and ___ mother knows that Darren Criss is the dreamiest actor on TV.”  No other word satisfies me.  “His” is sexist, “his/her” is awkward, “their” is grammatically incorrect, and “one” is pretentious.  I salute and encourage the use of “hir” and “zie” as replacements.  I wouldn’t use them in work documents, of course – we’re not there yet – but when blogging, or writing friendly emails or Evites, why not?

Then I started thinking about gender-neutral insults. Continue reading

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Blog PostsFemale Character of the Week: Lucy Steele

For my first two installments of Female Character of the Week, I wrote about characters I loved.  This week, I’m writing about a character I love to hate.  This character is the most manipulative, scheming shrew in all of Jane Austen (excluding her novella Lady Susan). No, I’m not talking about Caroline Bingley.  I’m talking about the sneaky little witch that almost destroys Elinor Dashwood’s life.  Ladies and gentlemen, I present Miss Lucy Steele. Continue reading

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Blog Posts1/9/11 – Links I Like

It’s another Sunday and time for me to post 5 links I’ve liked over the past week.

That’s What She Said – a tumblr that posts funny, insightful, or interesting quotes from famous women.  The latest one is from Lady Gaga; the first was from Virginia Woolf.  I also just plain enjoy anything attached to “That’s what she said” (which I was saying long before I ever watched a single episode of the US Office, mmmkay?)

The Janeite Times, No. 2 – over at AustenBlog.  Basically, Jane Austen is still everywhere, and that makes me happy.

It Gets Better – The MUSIC VIDEO! – The It Gets Better campaign becomes fun! A great message packaged in a bouncy dance number!

Film Corner – At Shakesville, Melissa McEwan talks about the sexism and implied violence in a movie advertisement for Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston’s latest work of “art.”  When I first read the post, I thought, “Okay, that’s reading a little too much into a poster, don’t you think?”  But then I looked at it again, and now I can’t un-see it.  I don’t believe the sexism there is intentional at all, but not all sexism IS intentional.  Worth thinking about.

A Turning Point in the Discourse, But In Which Direction? – On a much more serious note, this is an editorial that appeared in yesterday’s New York Times, related to the shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Gilford.  It talks about the way politicians and activists use loaded language and hyperbole to make their points without considering the consequences.  How much I agree with this editorial, I’m not sure yet – I have to think on it a little more – but it’s definitely a worthwhile read.  Also worthwhile to notice?  It’s quite funny to me, in a “bitterly ironic” way rather than a “ha ha, that’s hysterical” way, that the advertisement posted right next to the editorial…is for a Firearms Training Institute. I just…I don’t even know.

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Blog PostsFrom Prada to Nada – the newest Austen adaptation?

I recently became aware of a film called From Prada to Nada, coming out in late January, and starring The Girl Spy from Spy Kids and That Girl Joe Jonas Left Taylor Swift for:

It’s fitting that I heard about this movie right when I finished Northanger Abbey and was ready to move onto my next Jane Austen novel, because apparently, the movie is a new adaptation of Sense and Sensibility.

I have mixed thoughts about this. Continue reading

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Blog PostsJames Van Der Beek and Nice Guys

Every once in awhile, a seemingly uninteresting, milquetoast celebrity will step out of the woodwork and prove to be hilarious and awesome. Josh Groban, the apparently bland good boy, started hinting at his secret awesomeness ever since he appeared in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video.  By the time he guest-starred on Glee, referring to himself in the third person and hitting on Debra Monk’s character because “Josh Groban likes a blowsy alcoholic,” he had already cemented his Secretly Awesome status, and he furthered the excellent impression this week by singing Kanye West’s Tweets.

And this week, another celebrity stepped forward and showed that he, too, was Secretly Awesome: James Van Der Beek. Continue reading

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Novels, Fiction & SillinessJustin Bieber Saves Spider-Man

I was so delighted to write my last piece about Justin Bieber that I decided to write a sequel, called “Justin Bieber Saves Spider-Man.”

Disclaimer: I do not own Justin Bieber or any of the fictional characters mentioned in this story, so please, don’t sue me.  This is also a SERIOUS WORK of fiction and not in any way a cynical attempt to increase site hits.

JUSTIN BIEBER SAVES SPIDER-MAN Continue reading

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Blog PostsFemale Fantasy, Jane Austen, and Twilight

At this point, I’m almost finished with my reread of Northanger Abbey and I find it as delightful as ever.  As a book nerd, I love that it’s a Novel About Novels, that Jane Austen both mocks and embraces the conventions of the novel, and that Catherine often imagines her life unfolding as the pages of one of her favorite Gothic novels.  The father of the man she loves has to be a scary murderer because he a) lives in a castle, and b) is very grumpy!

By the end of the story, Catherine is mortified to discover that she has jumped to a ridiculous conclusion and has spent too much time imagining herself in the world of the books that she likes.  At the same time, however, her basic instincts about General Tilney turn out to be correct.  He’s not a murderer, but he’s cold, full of himself, and entirely obsessed with wealth and rank, to the point where he kicks a young woman out of his home simply because she doesn’t turn out to be as rich as he thought she was.  I don’t ever feel like Austen is trying to scold Catherine – rather, she seems to imply that Catherine is, for the most part, a good judge of character who just lets her imagination run away with her sometimes.

This got me thinking, oddly, about Twilight. Continue reading

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Blog PostsFemale Character of the Week: Robin Scherbatsky

How I Met Your Mother returned last night, and my roommate finally got her hands on the season 5 DVDs, so now seems as good a time as any to make Robin Scherbatsky my second Female Character of the Week.

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Blog PostsThe Month of JANEuary and Northanger Abbey

To kick off 2011 – a prime number for a prime year – I have decided to rename the first month.  Henceforth, the month of January will be known as JANEuary, in honor of one of my favorite authors, Jane Austen.  I will be rereading her six novels (and possibly, if time allows, her novella Lady Susan), watching some of the adaptations, and writing about my reactions to them.

I love Jane Austen.  She happens to share a birthday with a great composer, Ludwig van Beethoven – and much like Schroeder from Peanuts, who likes to inform everyone of his acquaintance about Beethoven’s birthday, I like to tell everyone I know when it’s Jane Austen’s birthday (I do the same for Shakespeare).  One of these days I am going to have a Jane Austen-themed party.  People will have to come dressed as their favorite characters from repressed Regency society, have politely shallow conversations, make veiled, catty comments about everyone’s fashion choices, dance, and try to find arranged marriages.  It shall be uniformly charming. Continue reading

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Blog Posts1/2/11 – Links I Like

Well, it’s the beginning of a new year (unless you’re Jewish or Chinese).  One of my New Year’s Resolutions was to blog every day, and then yesterday I was too busy recovering from New Year’s Eve to update.  I should have made it a resolution to break my resolutions as quickly as possible, because I already have a head start on that.

Two resolutions I am determined to keep: a) to make every Sunday blog post focused on links that I like, and b) to learn how to spell “plagiarism” correctly without having to look it up.  Plaigarism is one of those words that I always have trouble spelling – oops, did it again.

So, to kick off a new tradition (an oxymoron if I ever heard one), here are 5 links that I like.  These links will all relate to feminism, women, and/or comedy.  I post links I find thought-provoking, of general interest, or just plain funny:

Honest New Year’s Resolutions – at The Sangfroid.  The author lists a few typical New Year’s Resolutions and then writes the real resolutions underneath.  My favorite is the honest alternative to “Do one good thing a day,” because come on. “Do one good thing a day?”  To quote Buffy, “Can you vague that up for me?”

A Glimpse into SuperMommy’s OCD and Best Pictures of the Year – at Becoming SuperMommy.  This blog is written by an old friend of mine from elementary school, and she writes about her experiences with her adorable twin baby girls.  Cute babies are cute.

The Porn King with a Heart of Gold – at Shakesville.  Steve Hirsch, a porn kingpin, is, essentially, trying to publicly coerce Nadya Suleman (the Octomom) into doing porn, or at least working for his company.  He’s trying to buy her mortgage for leverage.  Melissa McEwan discusses why this is very messed-up.  Me, I wonder how long it will take for the public to make nasty comments about Suleman, rather than Hirsch, because she somehow “deserves” this.  *sets timer*

Kanye’s Leaked Monster Video: Sexy Dead Girls, Decapitated Heads, and Other Violence Against Women – at The Frisky.  Kanye West’s “Monster” video shows that dead chicks are hot and it’s fun to eroticize violence against women.  Who wants to bet that Kanye will not receive nearly as much flack for this as he did for interrupting Taylor Swift at the VMAs?  I bet a trillion dollars.

The Cutest Thing in the World – Recently, Glee introduced a new character named Blaine, and before I could even open my mouth to make the obligatory Waiting for Guffman reference, I heard the boy sing, and lo, it was beautiful to behold.  Blaine is played by Darren Criss, the most adorable guy in the whole wide world.  He recently did a Rolling Stone interview where he promised to sing all of his answers…and he did. I already loved him after watching him on Glee and A Very Potter Musical, but after this interview…well, let’s just say I would be signing my posts “Mrs. Darren Criss” if I weren’t so committed to keeping my name after marriage.

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