Blog PostsLady T’s Top 3 Tips for Writing While Working Full-Time

Well, the end of a new year has come.  In terms of my writing, I have had the most successful year of my life.  I had a featured story in SMITH Magazine, I started a blog that people actually seem to read, and I am three chapters away from finishing the first draft of my young adult novel.  This past week, especially, I have been writing up a storm, communicating with my family mostly through incomprehensible grunts and frantic gestures to leave me alone because the artist is creating.

But all good things must come to an end.  The year is over, meaning that my vacation is almost over, and on Monday, I must return to working my full-time job.

Still, I have found so much joy through blogging and working on my novel that I plan to keep up with both.  I’ll write shorter posts, but still update daily – or at least, five days a week.

“But how do you do it?” you might ask.  “How do you work full-time, at a job where the commute is ninety minutes each way and requires three forms of transportation, enjoy a thriving social life on the weekends, and still work on several writing projects?”

Excellent question – and I assume that, if you’re asking it, you know me pretty well because we are friends in real life and not because you are a crazy stalker.  (If you are a crazy stalker, I have an uncle who is a sergeant and an aunt who is a captain in the NYPD, and they’re Irish-Italian Catholic to boot, so don’t even try).  Or, perhaps you are asking because you are envious of my dedication and skill and wish to emulate my lifestyle.

Well, whether you like me or want to be like me, here is my New Year’s present to you: three tips for writing while working a full-time job.

To put it simply, and to paraphrase Mr. Burns from The Simpsons, “Sleep. Nutrition. Fitness.  These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in the writing world.”  (Bonus points to anyone who can name the season and episode). Continue reading

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Novels, Fiction & SillinessRead My Blog, Justin Bieber

I started this blog a few weeks ago, and since then, it’s had a decent amount of traffic.  Every day, I get a few more site hits, a few more comments, and a few more followers on Twitter.  GLAAD is even following me on Twitter now.  I’m excited about that.

However, even though I’m getting more site hits than I originally anticipated, I’m not as “searchable” as I’d like to be.  Type “funny feminist” into Google and my blog doesn’t appear anywhere on the first 10 pages.  Type “the funny feminist” and it appears near the bottom of the first page, but still lower than other blogs with similar titles, even blogs that are updated less frequently and less recently than mine.

This bothers me.  I’m glad that people are following my links when I alert them to new blog posts, but I want new readers to find me as well.  So I decided to take a look at Google’s Zeitgeist 2010: How the World Searched.  And suddenly, a story idea was born.  What started as curiosity became inspiration.  Therefore, I present to you my newest short story, “Justin Bieber and the Choice of the Charity Organization.”

Disclaimer: I do not own Justin Bieber or any other celebrity, human being, or country mentioned in this story, though I someday hope to own some of the electronics. Continue reading

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Blog PostsThe Little Mermaid: A (Surprisingly) Feminist Text

Reviewing UP yesterday got me thinking about feminism in relation to Disney films.  I freely admit that I am an unabashed, unapologetic fan of the Disney musical comedy oeuvre, and have spent countless hours watching, rewinding, and re-watching my favorite animated films.  One of my all-time favorites is The Little Mermaid. When it came out on DVD in 2006, I bought it for myself as a birthday present.  As a little girl (and as an adult), I sang “Part of Your World” in the shower, and every time I went swimming at the YMCA with my family, I let myself sink to the bottom of the pool and then leap to the surface like Ariel right after she got her legs for the first time.  (I don’t do that anymore, but only because I don’t go swimming very often – if I did, I would be embarrassing myself in public quite often, I assure you).

To this day, The Little Mermaid remains a sentimental favorite of mine, and I maintain that it’s more feminist than it originally appears.  Continue reading

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Blog PostsFemale Character of the Week: Mattie Ross

Yesterday, I went to see the Coen Brothers’ adaptation of Charles Portis’s novel, True Grit. (The film is not a remake of the 1969 adaptation of the same name; it is a second adaptation of the book. I felt it necessary to make that distinction.  Similarly, Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp is not a remake of the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder, but another adaptation of Roald Dahl’s book. But I digress).  I didn’t feel pressed to write a full-length review of the film, because it’s not technically a comedy even if it does have great moments of Coen humor.  But the main character in the movie is, quite frankly, made of so much WIN that I have named her my very first Female Character of the Week.

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ReviewsMovie Rental Review: UP

My family likes to have heated debates around the dinner table.  One subject that often comes up is, “Which is the best Pixar film?”  We spend a fair amount of time debating this topic because choosing a favorite Pixar film is more difficult than picking a favorite Shakespeare play or episode of The Simpsons (because as brilliant as those writers are, they have come up with some duds in their time).  After watching UP, I think we have a new contender for Best (Animated) Movie Ever.  Warning: Spoilers follow in the trailer and in the rest of the review.

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ReviewsViral Video Review: SNL’s “I Just Had Sex” Digital Short

I laughed my butt off at Andy Samberg’s first widely-recognized venture into white-boy ironic rap with “Lazy Sunday.” I chuckled at “Dick in a Box.”  I smiled at “Motherlover.”  Then I forgot to watch Saturday Night Live for a few years unless it was hosted by Neil Patrick Harris, Jane Lynch, Betty White, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, or the surprisingly hilarious Jon Hamm, because life is too short to be waiting for the SNL writing team to become truly funny again.

Then came along “I Just Had Sex”.

The Feminist In Me Says… I am annoyed by the implication that the girls just “let” these men have sex with them, as though women have so little time on their hands and so low of a self-esteem that they will “let” any douchebag plunder the depths of their oceans just for the sake of it.  I am also annoyed that the men in the video who “just had sex” were dorky-hot while the women were supermodel-hot.  You don’t get much hotter than Jessica Alba and Boobs Leggsly.  The women are nothing but objects to fulfill the male fantasies.  Yes, it seems as though the video is critiquing the male standards of sexual partners rather than the female standards.  Still, can we not have a viral rap parody video that talks about the female enjoyment of the one-night stand?  Often, women have sex because they actually like it, not because they have low standards or low self-esteem or because they have nothing better to do.

The Comedian in Me Says… The guy wants to call his disinterested, disturbed parents after he just had sex.  They don’t care if the women are piles of manure or KKK members.  They mention “putting my penis” inside of women several times over.  The big doofy grins of the men, and the disgusted looks of the women, are priceless.  And I love that they’re rapping and singing soulfully with lyrics that are oh so crude.  Literal fireworks coming from the penises?!!!

The Funny Feminist Decides… Heeeeeee.  Tee hee hee.  *rewinds, watches again*

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ReviewsMovie Rental Review: The Kids Are All Right

My roommate received The Kids Are All Right from Netflix last week and I eagerly joined her when she suggested that we watch it together.  That film was #1 on my “Movies I MEANT To See Over the Summer But Never Got Around To” list.  While The Dark Knight fans were talking nonstop about Inception, I was more eager to see the lesbian comedy with Replacement Clarice Starling, The American President’s Girlfriend Who Lost the Oscar to Hilary Swank Twice, and That Cute Ruffalo Dude That Was In Jennifer Garner’s Big for Girls.

What appealed to me about The Kids Are All Right? Two things: 1) It seemed like one of the few lighthearted Oscar-bait movies, and 2) I like movie titles that are declarative sentences.  I also like that the title uses “all right” instead of the more commonly used “alright.”  Maybe it’s just me, but when “all right” is written as two words, I get a delightful, buzzed hippie vibe, aka “The Kids Are Just Fine.”  On the other hand, if they used “alright” as one word, I get a very “meh” vibe, aka “The Kids Are Okay.  They’re Acceptable.”  (The movie does, however, massively fail on one account: The Who song of a similar title does not appear anywhere on the soundtrack).

Anyway, the movie could be called Two Girls, One Sperm Cup (if you’re nasty), as it is about the children of Nic (Annette Bening) and Jules (Julianne Moore) deciding to contact their biological father Paul (Mark Ruffalo).  Wackiness ensues.  (Warning: The rest of this review contains spoilers, and the trailer below gives away almost the whole damn story).

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Blog PostsRevised Standards for a Feminist Comedy

A few days ago, I posted my personal standards for a feminist comedy , and walked away feeling incredibly clever and progressive.  I thought I had all of my bases covered.

But I have never claimed to be a perfect feminist, and one purpose of this blog is to explore and revise my own thoughts about feminism and comedy.  A friend of mine made a very interesting comment about the Bechdel test:

“I’m fascinated by this Bechdel test, because while it’s interesting to consider and think about, I can’t use those criterion as a litmus test on feminist media. I think it ignores a valid, crucial, and to me, an equally important aspect to feminism, which is critique of male power…Sisters should always do it for themselves, but one of the things they should do is demand male power *change*. The Bechdel test…seems to advocate men are irrelevant to feminism.”

She makes an excellent point, and one that I can’t ignore.  The Bechdel test is always in the back of my mind when I evaluate texts, and a story that has no female characters is immediately less interesting to me than one that has many female characters.  But the Bechdel test isn’t the be-all and end-all of what makes a feminist text.  No Country for Old Men has only one female character of note, but she has a very powerful scene near the end of the film that I think is very feminist.  (That’s not the type of movie I will be reviewing here, as it isn’t a comedy, unless serial killers murdering people in cold blood is your idea of a laugh riot – in which case, I’m going to back away slowly and pretend not to know you).  Conversely, how many romantic comedies have I seen where the female characters dominated the story, but were complete ninnies or girly-girl stereotypes, whose contributions to the comedy were giggling loudly and falling down a lot?  Too many to count.

Therefore, I have to add a few more criteria to my standards of what makes a feminist comedy:

– It has to lampoon stereotypes.  The movie or show can be chock full of female characters who talk to each other all the time, but if they embrace every negative stereotype of women or portrays them as gold-digging airheads (or “turnips,” as my aunt would say), that ain’t feminist.  Unless, of course, the text is trying to critique those stereotypes to make a point.  Which brings me to the next standard:

– It has to be funny.  I can’t believe I forgot to mention this before, but in order for a text to be both feminist and comedic, it needs to make me laugh.

– A text that is not feminist is not necessarily anti-feminist.  Some writers like to create comedy without any political agenda in mind.  They don’t set out to change the world with their humor; they just want to make people laugh. Monty Python and the Holy Grail is one of my favorite examples of a comedy that is wholly absurd and ridiculous.  There are little to no prominent roles for women, but that doesn’t make the film anti-feminist.  It’s too silly to be considered a commentary on anything. I can enjoy films that aren’t feminist as long as they’re not blatantly anti-feminist. 

– A woman character is not a feminist just because she Has A Job.  It used to  be that women were stuck in the “girlfriend” or “wife” roles in comedies.  Nowadays, the women are still stuck in the “girlfriend” or “wife” roles, but now they’re doctor girlfriends or lawyer wives – “OMG, that’s so progressive, we’ve come a long way, baby!”  Not quite.

Together, I have a list of seven standards for what makes a feminist comedy, but the list is still open for revision.  I’m also not going to be that picky.  I won’t watch a movie and think, “Well, it’s funny and there are plenty of female characters, but they don’t interact with each other and it doesn’t critique male power, so BACK TO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL WITH YE!”  These standards aren’t the Ten Commandments.  But I will be thinking about all of them when I review a text.

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Blog PostsHow I Met Your Mother 6×12 – “False Positive”

I’m not a huge fan of romantic comedies on television, but How I Met Your Mother is an exception to this rule. It’s shamelessly, hopelessly romantic without being too saccharine.  It’s often surprisingly adult, yet so gosh-darn cute that I want to squish its cheeks (note to Barney Stinson: the cheeks on its face). Every once in a while, however, the show will ping my feminist radar, and last night’s episode was one of those instances.

Last night’s episode revolved around Marshall and Lily announcing to the rest of the gang that they’re finally pregnant.  This inspires Barney and Robin to make huge changes in the way they live their lives (and Ted to make a Christmas-themed snack for a movie they’re seeing that night)…until the happy couple finds out they’re not pregnant after all (hence the episode title) and the rest of the gang questions their decisions.

The Feminist in Me Says… I’m glad that Marshall and Lily both freaked out about the reality of having a baby.  It’s so easy for sitcom writers to promote the stereotype that expectant mothers are ecstatic to have children, while expectant fathers have one foot out of the door.  Watching them both completely lose their minds was a nice change of pace.

However, I’m bothered by Robin’s storyline in the episode.  From the very beginning of the series, Robin Scherbatsky was portrayed as a dedicated career woman who was passionate about journalism and wanted out of her dead-end job at Metro News One.  After six seasons, she’s finally given the opportunity to work for World Wide News…but after she hears about the false positive result on the pregnancy test, she initially passes up the job opportunity so she can work on the new TV game show, Million Dollar Heads or Tails. Why?  Because she knows she’s pretty and gets to wear great clothes as the show’s “Currency Rotation Specialist.”

Now, Robin has been consistently portrayed as a person who’s a little too confident about her own hotness – she’s very like Barney in that respect (which is why they need to get back together in a committed-yet-unmarried relationship…but I digress).  But, she has also spent her entire run on the show unhappy in her career.  Her stint at Metro News One and Come On, Get Up, New York! were both humiliating experiences at shows that nobody watched, and she resented her legally blonde co-anchor for relying on her looks and girly-baby voice to gain popularity.  Now she’s ready to give up an opportunity of a lifetime because “research is hard?”

I get it – the writers needed for Marshall, Lily, Barney, and Robin to each have a panicky crisis so that Ted could swoop in and save the day, shaming them all into making the more responsible choice.  But Robin denying a dream job for pretty clothes doesn’t fit with her character at all.  I would have preferred to see Robin momentarily choose the Million Dollar Heads or Tails job in a moment of blind panic, because she’s so used to being disappointed in her career that she doubts her ability to work at World Wide News.  Still, at least she made the right decision in the end, and I was tired of watching Robin constantly humiliated at work, so at least we’ll get some character growth out of this.

The Comedian in Me Says… A game show called Million Dollar Heads or Tails is so similar to what’s actually on TV that it barely counts as parody, but I love silly, inflated job titles, and calling the coin flip girl the “Currency Rotation Specialist” was a stroke of genius.  Cobie Smulders’ smug look as she expertly flipped the coin over and over (in front of Alex Trebek, who hires her partly because she’s a fellow Canadian) was priceless, and the writers wisely kept those jokes a very small part of the episode  – Saturday Night Live would have turned the concept into a four-minute sketch that would be three and a half minutes too long.  And while the feminist in me is happy that Robin is about to get some career fulfillment, and the comedian in me is happy that the “Robin’s job sucks” jokes will go away (as they were getting stale), the comedian in me is also a little concerned about seeing TOO much career fulfillment in future episodes.  Happy, well-adjusted people in challenging, inspiring jobs are not very funny.  The best comedy usually comes from people being a little miserable.

The Funny Feminist Decides… I had to rewind this episode several times to catch all of the jokes because I was laughing so hard that I missed half of them the first time.  It had two, two callbacks to Marshall shaving his head at his wedding – that will never not be funny – tight, funny editing with Marshall and Lily’s freakout over the baby, Ted’s “touching” advice for his friend who has cold feet (“Ted, I can’t get married!” “YES YOU DO, YOU LOVE HER!” “YOU’RE RIGHT I DO THANKS TED!”), and Barney’s Oprah impression.  In this case, the humor trumps my minor feminist quibble.

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Blog PostsMy Personal Standards for a Feminist Comedy

What is a feminist comedy, anyway?  Is it possible for a TV show, a film, a viral video, to be both feminist and humorous?

My initial, derisive response is to say, “Duh. Yes.”  My favorite form of comedy is satire.  Quality satire requires social awareness, and so does feminism.  In that sense, feminism and comedy are harmoniously united in a beautiful marriage (that is unfortunately still illegal in forty-five states).

Still, some clarification is in order.  What makes a feminist comedy?

Speaking only for myself, of course, I offer these three criteria:

– It has to pass the Bechdel testThe Bechdel Test, for those of you not in the know, comes from cartoonist Alison Bechdel.  She wrote a comic strip called “Dykes to Watch Out For,” in which one of her characters decided that she would only see a movie if it satisfied three basic requirements: 1) the film had to have at least two women in it, who 2) talked to each other about 3) something besides a man.  Now, I can’t afford to be that selective when I choose a movie to watch – if I did, I would never be able to watch a Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter movie ever again, and I am not now, nor will I ever be, ready to sacrifice my Geek Card.  But I do always keep the Bechdel test in the back of my mind when I judge a piece of work based on feminist credentials.  For example, a recent comedy that just barely passes the Bechdel test is Zombieland. There is a brief scene where Emma Stone’s and Abigail Breslin’s characters talk about something other than men or their relationships with men.  (Um…spoiler alert?)

This brings me to my next criterion:

– Women must have some agency in the storyline.  I’m not interested in books, films, or television shows where female characters exist solely to further the journeys of men.  I have occasionally watched films and read books where women were nothing but pawns in the stories of the male characters, and even if the story was well-written, I always felt a little dirty afterward, and not in a good way.

Women having agency in the storyline is a big deal for me.  I want to see a woman make choices about her life, even if she’s not the main focus of the story.  These choices do not even have to be feminist choices. If a female character decides she would rather stay home and have babies than pursue a career, I still consider that a feminist story if the story shows that journey from her perspective.  If a woman in the story has a voice and does not exist only to prop up the male characters, I consider that a victory.

Finally, my third, and possibly most important, criterion:

– The women in the story are as ridiculous as the men.  I’m sick and tired of seeing movies and TV shows where the men get to relive their adolescence and the women only exist as their scolding, nagging Jiminy Crickets to bring them back to real life.  I want to see more shows and movies where the women get to be as goofy and silly as the men.  This is one reason why I’m so immensely fond of shows like Arrested Development, 30 Rock, and Community. The women characters don’t just sit back and sigh over the crazy-but-fun antics of their male friends and relatives.  They participate in their zany, satirical, over-the-top worlds as well as the male characters do, and they do it with gusto!  I will never get tired of 30 Rock, simply because Liz and Jenna are allowed to be as silly and ridiculous as Jack, Kenneth, and Tracy.

Of course, I’ve enjoyed movies and TV that have broken some, or all, of these rules.  Glee, a show that I have an intense love-hate relationship with, breaks the first two rules on a consistent basis and often leaves me infuriated when I would rather be basking in its silliness – but I still watch it, because it passes rule #3 with flying colors.

I have to face facts here: I would have to stop watching most television shows if they were perfectly feminist, and I’m not going to stop watching my stories, which means I will have to come face-to-face with many shows that don’t meet my criteria.  I’m okay with that.  I would rather discuss those texts than ignore them and pretend they don’t exist – otherwise, what would I write about?

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