Blog PostsFemale Characters of the Week: The Girls of The Vampire Diaries

My favorite television drama, The Vampire Diaries, returns tomorrow to the CW.  This little show that could is much, much better than any soapy teen vampire show has any right to be.  Its characters are much more dynamic and complex than the ones on Twilight (not that that’s much of a challenge), and it had more plot twists and character development in its first season than Lost had in all six.  In honor of the show’s return, I wanted to honor one of its great female characters.  But I decided that, even though each girl on the show deserves a post of her own, I couldn’t possibly talk about one without talking about the others.  My Female Characters of the Week are The Girls of The Vampire Diaries: Caroline Forbes, Bonnie Bennett, Elena Gilbert, and Katherine Pierce. Continue reading

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Blog PostsNo Means No, Mr. Collins

One of my favorite things about the BBC adaptation of Pride and Prejudice is the sycophantic, slimy, sweaty performance of David Bamber as Mr. Collins.  The 2005 film got a lot of “comedy” and “wacky hijinx” from Mr. Collins being, um, short (har dee har har).  This Mr. Collins is perfect.  The proposal scene is one of the funniest moments in the series.

Usually, I just watch this scene and laugh, thinking, “Oh, Mr. Collins, so clueless, such a suck-up and yet so pompous!” and then move on.  Upon rereading the book, though, this particular line leaped out at me:

“To such perseverance in willful self-deception Elizabeth would make no reply, and immediately and in silence withdrew, determined that, if he persisted in considering her repeated refusals as flattering encouragement, to apply to her father, whose negative might be uttered in such a manner as must be decisive, and whose behavior, at least, could not be mistaken for the affectation and coquetry of an elegant female.”

In other words?  Elizabeth tells Mr. Collins “no,” and he doesn’t think she means it.  Continue reading

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Blog Posts1/23/11 – Links I Like

It’s Sunday and time for another quick list of links I’ve enjoyed from this past week.

The Male Beauty Contest Judged by Women – from BBC News.  A really interesting article about the Wodaabe men in the Niger who participate in beauty contests judged by women.  The female judges may take the winners as lovers afterward.  It’s a fascinating look into what constitutes beauty in another culture.

Are You Miss Represented? – from The Salt Lake Tribune.  Information about a documentary that spotlights the lack of good roles for women in film.

Hey Girl, Bet You Didn’t Know I Was a Feminist – from Feminist Fatale.  This post is about a month old but I just stumbled on it and thought it was worth posting.  Ryan Gosling speaks about his movie Blue Valentine, how it was originally rated NC-17 before the film won the appeal to change it to being R-rated, and how the movie industry will rate films depicting violence against women as PG-13 or R, but a woman enjoying her sexuality can be slammed with an NC-17 rating.  I never had an opinion either way on Ryan Gosling, but now I like him and will make a point of seeing his movies.

Hipster Superheroes – from College Humor.  Just watch.  Very good for the LULZ.

And finally, a YouTube video that I cannot believe I wasn’t aware of until now: Jane Austen’s Fight Club.

Poor Catherine Morland and Anne Elliot don’t get to play.

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Blog Posts“I hate to spoil the ending for you, but Pride ends up with Prejudice.”

Is there  any literary comfort food better than Pride and Prejudice? No, there is not.  Every time I read it (about once a year), I have to force myself not to swallow the whole thing in one gulp.  I try to pace myself, but I can’t.  Watching the 1995 BBC miniseries presents the same problem.  I can only watch it when I have nothing else to do that week because I will watch all six hours in one night if I’m not stopped.

I feel less inclined to watch the 2005 version again.  I somewhat enjoyed it the first time I watched it, and especially liked Rosamund Pike as Jane, but when I watched the proposal scenes from both versions back to back, I almost felt embarrassed.  The 2005 version just doesn’t compare. Continue reading

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ReviewsCommunity 2×12 – “Asian Population Studies”

Every few years, I’m required by law to fall in love with a television show that is routinely snubbed by either critics or viewers.  Back in my high school years, this show was Freaks and Geeks. In my college years, it was Arrested Development. In my twenties, it’s Community. The award ceremonies are snubbing this excellent show like crazy while tongue-bathing Glee and Modern Family – the latter of which I enjoy, and I’m obsessed with the former to an almost unhealthy degree (more on that later), but I find Community to be more consistently funny, less predictable, and heartwarming in an offbeat way without being too sentimental.

SPOILERS BELOW. Continue reading

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Blog PostsSense and Sensibility: I Prefer the Film

In the second stage of my Jane Austen reread, I found myself zipping through Sense and Sensibility, but not with the same fervor that I read Northanger Abbey.  Northanger Abbey still entertains me with sexy, snarky Henry Tilney, the mocking of Gothic conventions, and one of my favorite scenes in all of Austen’s novels – when John Thorpe tries to drop hints to Catherine that he wants to marry her.  (I still can’t tell if she is oblivious to his innuendos or if she understands him perfectly but is completely brushing him off – either scenario is hilarious to me.  “I’d like to stop by your house!” “Great!  My parents would be happy to see you.” “I hope YOU won’t be unhappy to see me?” “No, I’m never unhappy to see anyone – company is always welcome!”  HAHAHA).  But I did not get the same joy out of rereading Sense and Sensibility. In fact, I wanted to zip through it and watch the 1995 Ang Lee version, written by and starring Emma Thompson.

Yes, I’ve come to the conclusion that Sense and Sensibility is one of the few books where I prefer the film version.  Why?  Let’s count the ways: Continue reading

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Blog PostsFemale Character of the Week: Harriet M. Welsch

There are many female characters I love in books, movies, and TV.  Every once in awhile, I have to pay homage to my favorite female characters from the under-18 set.  Little girls and teenage girls get a bad rap.  It’s about time they got some respect, and few of them earn the title of Female Character of the Week better than Harriet M. Welsch from Harriet the Spy. (Please not that the link goes to the book cover and NOT to a clip from the movie adaptation I like to pretend doesn’t exist starring Buffy’s annoying FAKE little sister). Continue reading

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Blog Posts1/16/11 – Link I Like

Only one link this Sunday, and a serious one.  My good friend Tim was hurt in a random act of violence last month and he’s been in the hospital since then, in the brain injury unit.  His recovery has been good so far, but he doesn’t have health insurance.  He’s a wonderful, compassionate, talented man and a great musician.  I’m posting a link to Tim’s Fund Page in case anyone has the means or desire to contribute to his fund.

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Blog PostsJanuary Movies I Won’t Be Seeing

Well, it’s mid-January, meaning that movie studios are dumping their trash into the theaters while they wait for their prestige pictures to get Oscar nominations.  Over the years, I have developed an uncanny ability to review the quality of these films even before seeing them.  I’m going to see if I can continue with that streak.

First, we’ve got The Dilemma, the latest “comedy” starring Vince Vaughn and Kevin James.

Summary: Vince and Kevin are work buddies who also seem to be best friends.  Kevin is married to Winona Ryder, and Vince is envious of the great married life they have.  They’re the perfect couple.  Then he catches Winona cheating with Channing Tatum Channing (I know I’m not the only one who can never remember what’s his first name and what’s his last name), and feels torn with whether or not he should tell Kevin.  He confronts Winona about it, who – surprise! – turns out not only to be an adulteress, but also a lying deceitful bitch who’s going to tell Kevin that Vince made a pass at her!  (See, guys?  You don’t have to feel bad when the hot girl doesn’t go after you if you’re chubby, because she’s a lying WHORE who doesn’t deserve you anyway!)  Vince is the good guy who’s stuck, stuck in this terrible dilemma, but it’s also funny when he makes fun of the female cousin at a family dinner for…some…reason…

Predicting the ending: Winona will be rightfully shamed, Vince will marry Jennifer Connelly, but most importantly, the friendship between the two men will be healed, because Bros Before Hos, amirite?

Verdict: I’ll pass, despite the presence of Cee-Lo on the soundtrack.  Oh, Winona.  I have such affection for you, so please stick to only doing good movies like Black Swan, okay? Continue reading

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Novels, Fiction & SillinessJustin Bieber and the New York City Snow Day

Mayor Bloomberg refused to close the New York City public schools even after declaring a snow emergency?  THIS looks like a problem for Justin Bieber!

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone by the name of Justin NOR by the name of Bieber, much less Justin Bieber.  I own nothing in this serious work of fiction.  In fact, I didn’t even write this.  Someone else hacked into my WordPress account.  Blame hir.

JUSTIN BIEBER AND THE NEW YORK CITY SNOW DAY Continue reading

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