More Fun with Search Terms

Every so often, I like to look at the search terms people use to find my blog, and the results are very interesting and sometimes hilarious.

“Christian TV reviews How I Met Your Mother.” Why someone would look for this, I have no idea, but I’m even more confused as to how four different people found me using this term.

“Why is Blaine a junior.” GOOD QUESTION.

“Save the direwolves.” They’re an endangered species now?

“What would Britta Perry wear.” Isn’t it obvious? Leather jackets! Despite being a vegetarian. Britta’s the worst. (Note: Britta is actually the best.)

“Enough with fictional women thinking they can kick ass.” I wouldn’t hold your breath on that one.

“Jon Snow sex scene.” All in due time, my pet. All in due time.

“Tina interrupted glee how many songs valentine.” I don’t know what’s funnier – that other people have noticed how little Tina gets to sing on Glee, or the fact that nine different people found my blog with this exact search term.

“Bridesmaids movie fat girl.” This term, or some variation thereof, is why my post on Bridesmaids is the third-most popular one on the site. Her name is Melissa McCarthy, folks, and her character’s name is Megan. You’ll probably remember it once she gets her (well-deserved) Oscar nomination for this part.

“Daenerys Targaryen naked.” This term, or some variation thereof, is why my “Game of Tits” post is the most popular one. In fact, my blog is the first one that pops up when you type that search term into Google. I like to think that some people will then read my posts and become more enlightened about feminism, but I bet most are clicking away, disappointed that I have no actual naked pictures.

…Or do I?

“This song is disappointing.” I’m…sorry to hear that?

“Why good girls play hard to get.” Oh, sweetie, you won’t be getting any of that gender essentialism crap here. You’d better move along.

“Stfu conservatives.” You can’t get more specific than that!

“Feminist view of cannibalism in literature.” Huh.

“Whether man ass hole and woman ass hole are in same size.” I don’t think God (or biology, or evolution, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster) create assholes in a one-size-fits-all shape.

“Hot gay men that look like Flynn from Tangled.” That’s a very, very specific type you’ve got there. But hey, why not? Ain’t nothing wrong with it. After all, there’s an entire tumblr devoted to lesbians who look like Justin Bieber.